BORED OUT MY SKULL!!!!!!!!

This is me completly bored out my skull!

Because my stupid sister made me go on it.

Oh and if Duncan is watching it was this or my pocket money.

Evil Little Brother

Every time I try to blog my little brother presses the keys!
I call him the pudginator when he does this.

Duncan's new little donkey

My friend Duncan found out a new version of the first verse of Little Donkey here it is:

Little Donkey,Little Donkey
On the M25
Got run over by a Rover
And Unfortunately /fortunately died.

funny jokes

Here is the another 2 jokes:



There are three boys called Willy,Zip and Pea they go into their classroom and their teacher is not there so Zip jumps on top of the cupboard,Willy goes in it and Pea does a joy dance on the table then the teacher comes in and says Zip down Willy out Pea in the corner.



Here's the next one:

There are three men an Irish man an English man and a Scottish man they all go in a haunted house first of all the Irish man goes into a room and he hears a voice the voice said "I'll bite off your head I'll bite off your arms I'll bite off your legs and I'll eat your body so the Irish man does a suicidal jump out the window.Second the English man goes into a room and he hears same voice as the Irish man the voice said "I'll bite off your head I'll bite off your arms I'll bite off your legs and I'll eat your body.so the English man does a suicidal jump out the window.Last of all the Scottish man goes into a room and he hears same voice again the voice said "I'll bite off your head I'll bite off your arms I'll bite off your legs and I'll eat your body.He goes to the spooky old cupboard and opens it and there's a little boy eating jelly babies! and singing I'll bite off your head I'll bite off your arms I'll bite off your legs and I'll eat your body.

Sleepy heads

This is my grandpa and my wee brother doing a sleeping competition. You can't see it but they were snoring like thunder!

The first funny joke

Two weeks ago at school, I found out 4 jokes.

Here's one of them:
Why was the ancient Egyptian child confused?
Because his daddy was a mummy!

Don't miss the next joke on Marcel's blog! TOMORROW!

Duncan's rhyme

Two days ago at school my friend Duncan found out a rhyme. D'you want to hear it?
Ok here it is:
My uncle Billy
had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four!

Away in a manger - new version

Today I invented a new version of Away in a manger because I am doing that for hymn practice at school:

Away in a manger,
No place for Grenades
The little Lord Jesus
Went boom on that day
The bombs in the bright sky
fell down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Lay dead on the hay
The cattle are lowing
The Baby disintegrates
But little Lord Jesus
No choking
He makes
I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
Til you blow up and die.
Be near me, Lord Jesus,
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And blast me I pray