Wednesday, 28 February 2007
BIGGEST EASTER EGG IN THE WORLD !
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny lyrics!
This the lyrics to a song called The Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
THE DUNDEE GHOST!
Now a deid men seldom walks they very seldom talk
It's no very often you see them runnin aroon
But I am a refugee frae a graveyard in Dundee
And I've come tae haunt Some hooses in Glesca toon
Noo the reason I arose was tae get masel some clothes
Fur it really gets hell o' a cold below the grun (ground)
But then I whispered tae ma sel' I think I might as well
Hang aroon fur a while and have some fun
A man put out his light on a cold and wintery night
I showed him one o' ma ees (eyes) and a slapped his heid
He said “Oh” and I said “Boo” He said who the hell are you
A said don't be feared am only a man that's deid
Noo the fella knelt and prayed and this is what he said
Why in the name o' God have you picked on me
So I pulled away his rug and slapped him wan on the lug
The reason fur that I'll very soon let you see
When he brought the polis in I battered him wan on the chin
The polis turned aroon and he blamed ma fren (friend)
He marched him tae the jail, he'll be in there quite a while
But I'll see naboby steals his single end (a wee house)
The polis thought him daft and a lot o' people laughed
When the fella said a ghost wis in his hoose
But whit the fella said wis true and a might be visiting you
Fur don't forget that I'm still on the lose
It's SCOTTISH.
Tuesday, 27 February 2007
Monday, 26 February 2007
Jokes Ha Ha Ha !
The living room!
Why did the man put poison in his cornflakes?
Cos he was a cereal killer!
Why are babies good at football?
Cos they can dribble!
What is purple & 3,000km long?
The grape wall of China!
What does a cat , on a sandy beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!
What do you get if you cross a tiger & a snowman?
Frostbite!
What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!
What`s Black, highly dangerous, & lives in a tree?
A crow with a machine gun!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Stop going round in circles and get to the point.
Yoda hmmmmmmmmmmm!
Hmmmmmmm and me Yoda lantern hold I hmmmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmmm meditate I must!Hmmmmmmmmm.
Just to tell you if you haven't herd Yoda talk that's it.
Chapter 2
Lêon went to your anis and saw a aleon and then the aleon and Leon became a teem and cold the teem sooper six. Then sooper six found a poshin and Leon drank it so then Léon turned into an aleon. Leon did Not like the aleon so Leon took the ship that they where sharing so the aleon stad on your anis foever but leon went af that planet and never came back!
Léon went to Uranus and saw an alien, and then the alien and Léon became a team and called the team Super Six. Then Super Six found a potion and Léon drank, so then Léon turned into an alien. Léon did not like the alien, so Léon took the ship that they were sharing, so the alien stayed on Uranus forever but Léon went off that planet and never came back!
I'm not sure but I think she's writing Chapter 3.
Friday, 23 February 2007
Languages
This is Marcel in Chinese 馬塞爾
This is Marcel in Japanese マルセル
Wednesday, 21 February 2007
The Ebay Song, Hilarious!
As i said in the tittle The EBay Song,is Hilarious!strange words for a start but just watch the clip and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Footballer!
We are going to the sun!!!!
We are going to the sun!!!!
This book tells you about rockets and planits. Furst I will tell you about the sun. The sun is a hot plas to go. If you go to the sun you will di becose the sun is the hotist thing in the eoonavers. Now I will tell you about the Eerth. It is a plas with lods of animals.
Now its mars is a rela hot plas but the sun is hoter than mars also mars is made of lava. It is now Joopiter. Joopiter is mad of lod of gas. I thinc that Joopiter is the onla Planit that has gas in it.
Now I will tell you about rockets. I thinc that a rocket to the sun wood tack about ten yeers. Now I will tell you about the Erth if you teak a rocket to Erth wood teak 7 yeers. Now its Mars. I think a rocket to Mars wood teak about 8 yeers. I thinc a rocket to Joopiter wood teak about 6 weeks.
Now thars tow aleeins. One of the aleeins gets eatin by a monster from Mars the uther aleein made a rocket and floo it to the moon. It can be yelo or gray. When the aleein went to the moon there was an asanot on the moon and the asanot spoc inglish but the aleein did not speec inglish so the aleein did not undrstand the asanot but after they traid to tock there sheeps brock down. They thot they had to sta on the moon forever but anuther rocket came and took them away but the aleein that was in the roket did not lete the astanot in the roket so the tow aleeins got bak to there on planit.
Monday, 19 February 2007
Zidane clips
And here's game website for it!
And you have to press the "space bar" quickly to gain power and click after to fire at the angle.Ok
Zidane looks on" align="middle" height="385" width="500">
CHEATS !
http://www.miniclip.com/games/smashing/en/
1.miniclip
2.breakout
3. flames
4.jewels
5.zed
6.oopoop
7.kefrens
8.mb
9.frame
10.boom
11.invade
12.ww
13.raf
14.wings
15.castle
16.tube
17.magic
18.fence
19.lift
20.ufo
21.pompeii
22.maypole
23.rob
24.fing
25.cluster
26.bricks
27.magnets
28.floppy
29.brolly
30.tennis
31.zen
32.sverige
33.feng shui
34.bomb
35.zed house
36.cage
37.igloo
38.reaction
39.lurve
40.bira
41.nana
42.savage
43.engerlund
44.totebo
45.pong
46.bore
47.catch
48.geegee
49.coppertop
50.full-time
That is a password for every level!
Sunday, 18 February 2007
car
Ancient Egypt
In Ancient Egypt it was not supposed to be so friendly, but now this Hawk is so nice - offers you for free a shade and place to escape from the burning sun and the crowds of tourists.
Originally uploaded by Jannet Duroc.
Thursday, 15 February 2007
Joke 2
THERE WILL BE A COUPLE MORE JOKES TOMORROW!
Joke!
Heres a game site you can go an to!
Wednesday, 14 February 2007
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