Blogging a Blob !

This boy is 8 and weighs 89kg!
And that's about as much as i can think of for this thing!

Jokes Ha Ha Ha !

What room do ghosts never enter?
The living room!

Why did the man put poison in his cornflakes?
Cos he was a cereal killer!

Why are babies good at football?
Cos they can dribble!

What is purple & 3,000km long?
The grape wall of China!

What does a cat , on a sandy beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!

What do you get if you cross a tiger & a snowman?
Frostbite!

What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!

What`s Black, highly dangerous, & lives in a tree?
A crow with a machine gun!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Stop going round in circles and get to the point.

Yoda hmmmmmmmmmmm!

Yoda and her Yoda Lantern
Originally uploaded by dmhergert.

Hmmmmmmm me dressed up in costume hmmmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmmm and me Yoda lantern hold I hmmmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmmm meditate I must!Hmmmmmmmmm.
Just to tell you if you haven't herd Yoda talk that's it.

Funny Egyptian Song

It's alright not excellent.

Joke 2

THERE IS A BOY HOWS NEW TO THE SCHOOL AND HIS TEACHER ASKED WHATS YOUR NAME AND HE SAYS I DON'T KNOW?THEN HE GOES HOME AND ASKS WHATS MY NAME HIS MUM SAYS SHUT UP I AM DOING THE IRONING THEN HE WENT TO ASK HIS DAD HE SAID 180 BECAUSE HE IS PLAYING DARTS THEN HE WENT TO ASK HIS BROTHER HE SAYS NA NA NA BATMAN BATMAN THEN HE GOES TO HIS BABY BROTHER HE SAYS DRIVING IN MY BUMPER CAR THE NEXT DAY HE GOES BACK TO SCHOOL AND HIS TEACHER ASKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME SHUT UP I AM DOING THE IRONING HIS TEACHER SAYS HOW MANY LINES DO YOU WANT HE SAID 180 & HIS TEACHER SAYS WHO DO U THINK U ARE NA NA NA BATMAN BATMAN HIS TEACHER SAID HOW WILL U GET OUT OF THIS HE SAYS DRIVING IN MY BUMPER CAR!!!!!

THERE WILL BE A COUPLE MORE JOKES TOMORROW!

Joke!

There`s a Irish man a English man & a Scottish man they all go to the park & they see a slide so they all go to the slide & go down the slide every time they go down the slide they get there wish comes true , first the Irish man goes down & shout`s gold so he lands on a pot of gold then the English man goes down & shout`s silver so he lands on a pot of silver then the Scottish mangoes down & shout`s wee because he thought it was fun but he lands on a puddle of wee!!!

Heres a game site you can go an to!