Monday 26 February 2007

Jokes Ha Ha Ha !

What room do ghosts never enter?
The living room!

Why did the man put poison in his cornflakes?
Cos he was a cereal killer!

Why are babies good at football?
Cos they can dribble!

What is purple & 3,000km long?
The grape wall of China!

What does a cat , on a sandy beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!

What do you get if you cross a tiger & a snowman?
Frostbite!

What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin!

What`s Black, highly dangerous, & lives in a tree?
A crow with a machine gun!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Stop going round in circles and get to the point.

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