Away in a manger - new version

Today I invented a new version of Away in a manger because I am doing that for hymn practice at school:

Away in a manger,
No place for Grenades
The little Lord Jesus
Went boom on that day
The bombs in the bright sky
fell down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Lay dead on the hay
The cattle are lowing
The Baby disintegrates
But little Lord Jesus
No choking
He makes
I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
Til you blow up and die.
Be near me, Lord Jesus,
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And blast me I pray